Anonymous asked: So do it. Get that D.
I need to get laid like 3 weeks ago.
necrophilofthefuture: unsexual: omg this is still funny this video woke my dog up
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
macaronivevo: yeah im a gamer girl(:
psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+
itsthewaywefeel: why don’t i have a roommate i can just have sex with like carly does.. my life would be so much easier I just saw this hahhahaah
klaineicorns: mmmcookies22: nobody2know: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. 0_0 Wut
Worked out 5 days in a row
And have been eating less cause of the exercise and just ate 2 pieces if pizza and I can’t stop pooping :(